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Because I—like Carole Radziwill—am a professional reporter who was at Beautique to report on a full experience, I agreed to smell him.

Any time we tried to talk to one of the other women, he would rearrange the whole group and bring in a new sweaty billionaire for us to talk to.

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Yes, what a beautiful way to die. But ultimately, we chose life, half-sprinting out of Beautique around Beautique represented everything the New York Housewives stand for—gaudiness, expensive bad food, plump Housewives wants sex New york NewYork 10036, flattering lighting, and above all, a false sense of exclusivity.

The venue was both fun and terribly sad; literally and figuratively shrouded in darkness. And although no actual housewives were located on this particular evening, we could feel their spirits emanating from the period-stained walls.

And as we walked out into the bright lights of 5th Avenue, filled with white wine, oysters, and the harsh feeling of having been objectified for a full hour, I could sense the wide, frantic eyes of Ramona Singer looking down on us from on high, filled with approval. Illustration by Jim Cooke, photo via Getty.

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